Lighter side of Marriage
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
God! exclaimed a husband, why did you make the woman so stupid? It is all for you my son, replied God, so that she will love You.
A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
God! exclaimed a husband, why did you make the woman so stupid? It is all for you my son, replied God, so that she will love You.
A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!
Sweet Home
Marriages are made in heaven but some are made in hell. Here are the resources to find the heaven.
Marriages are made in heaven but some are made in hell. Here are the resources to find the heaven.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late!"
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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